I just wish more people understood this…
i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment
makeup is a fucking art and if you shit on girls who wear makeup i will shit on everything you hold dear
GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))
Reblogged this 193773 times I don’t care
larry from oitnb and the white guy from bee movie are the exact same character
the universe did not converge in the series of improbable events that ended in your existence on this flying rock in the middle of space so that you could discredit the identity of teenage bisexual girls
This is in my Economics textbook
This is fucked up
if you couldn’t SEE how fucked up this is, let me put this into even more perspective for you.
a male with no high school education still makes more than a female with 9th-12th grade education (no diploma).
a male who is a high school graduate still makes more than a female with an associate’s degree.
a male with a bachelor’s degree only makes about ~$2000 less than a female with a fucking doctorate’s degree.
tell me again why feminism isn’t important.
I am personally offended to the highest degree
"The wage gap doesn’t really exist." Fucking yeah right.
Now let’s break it down by race.
this is why women outnumber men in college. A vast majority of women need college for a higher income vs men.